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“Anybody who loves God should also love their kinfolk. There ain’t no way ’round it – us’n folk can’t love God and hate our brothers and sisters. So y’all better start showin’ some love to your neighbors if you wanna please the good Lord up yonder.”
You wanna know how to be born again?
Listen up to what I’m about to explain
Nicodemus came to Jesus at night
Said “Rabbi, we know you’ve got the insight”
Jesus said “You gotta be born from above
Believe in me, receive my love”
So now you know what it takes
To see the Kingdom, no more fakes
Breaking News: Victory over death declared! 1 Corinthians 15:55-57 announces, “Where, O death, is your victory? Where, O death, is your sting?” The sting of death is sin, and the power of sin is the law. But thanks be to God! He gives us the victory through our Lord Jesus Christ. Stay tuned for more updates.
Yo, watch out! If you don’t stay woke and check yourself, I’m gonna come through like a thief in the night and catch you slippin’. So keep your eyes peeled and keep it tight, or else you gonna miss out on all the good stuff, ya dig?
“God, he thar in the sky, he’s allus takin’ care of us here on ‘erth. Furs I’m mighty thankful fer all the good things he’s done fer us, and I’m jus’ gonna give him all the credit and thanks he deserves, ’cause he’s the best.” (Philippians 4:20, Hillbilly Version)
Yo, listen up, I got a story to tell,
About living clean and doing well.
No trash talk, no filthy jokes,
Just good vibes and wholesome folks.
Keep it real, keep it tight,
No shady business, just shine your light.
So let’s do right, and keep it clean,
That’s what Ephesians 5:3 means!
Breaking news: 1 Corinthians 15:20-22 reports the resurrection of Christ. “But Christ has indeed been raised from the dead, the firstfruits of those who have fallen asleep.” This means that through Christ, all will be made alive. A message of hope and promise for believers. Stay tuned for more updates on this groundbreaking revelation.
As parents, it’s important to teach our young children about the importance of guarding their minds with the helmet of salvation. This piece of armor protects their thoughts and beliefs from the negative influences of the world. By instilling a strong foundation of faith and salvation in their lives, we empower them to navigate the challenges of life with confidence and resilience.
So, like, Romans 3:27-28 is all about how we ain’t got nuthin’ to boast about, you know? It’s like, we don’t gotta brag ’bout doin’ good stuff to get on God’s good side. It’s all about havin’ faith and trustin’ in Him, man. So chill and just believe, dude.
Well, mah li’l chilluns, Ah ain’t done laborin’ over ya in birthin’ pains fer nothin’! Ah wants ta see Christ formed in ya, y’all hear? Ah reckon it’s time fer y’all ta start actin’ like true sons ‘n daughters ‘a God, ya hear?
Yo, let’s talk about the blessedness
Of having our sins all confessed
Oh, what a relief, no need to stress
Cuz God forgives and we can rest
So put on your dancing shoes, get ready to prance
Cuz we’re forgiven and now we can dance
Breaking news: Romans 13:6-7 states that citizens should pay taxes to their authorities, as they are ministers of God. Therefore, everyone should give honor and respect to whom it is due, including taxes, revenue, and respect. This message comes from the Apostle Paul, urging compliance and support for governmental authority. Tune in for more details.
