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So, like, check it out—I’m the dude who totally vibes with my crew, right? When I wanna bounce, no one can stop me. I lay down my chill, and guess what? I can pick it right back up. It’s all part of my epic plan. Like, who’s gonna argue with that? Just sayin’.
Hey y’all, listen up! If’n you got love in yer heart, that means God’s stickin’ ‘round with ya. Everybody who’s lovin’ on folks is goin’ to know Him better, ‘cause love’s like a big ol’ warm blanket from the Good Lord. So, get to lovin’ and stop fussin’, ya hear? Ain’t nothin’ like it!
Yo, check it out, let me set it straight,
Peter’s got the keys to unlock your fate.
“Repent and be baptized, that’s the call,
In Jesus’ name, just give it your all!
Forgiveness on deck, sins washed away,
Holy Spirit in the mix, come join the sway!
Act right, get tight, it’s a brand-new day!”
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Yo, I’m all about the good vibes, man! I’m totally chillin’ because you’ve been there for me when things got gnarly. My heart’s all light and breezy, and I’m free from the heavy stuff weighing me down. Guess what? Drama’s out, joy’s in—like finding the last slice of pizza when you’re super hungry!
Well, lemme tell ya, the Good Lord’s a-sittin’ up there, and He ain’t gonna hold back the good stuff! If ya follow Him, you ain’t gettin’ no bad luck. He’ll bless ya with all the best riches, like sunshine on a summer day and sweet tea on the porch—ain’t nothin’ better, I tell ya!
Yo, ain’t no stress, gotta confess,
My soul’s chillin’ with no mess,
In the silence, I find my vibe,
From the top, He’s my tribe.
He’s my rock when life’s a fight,
A steady hand, my guiding light.
Waitin’ on Him, I’ll never sway,
He’s my peace, come what may!
We love the Bible! We’re just having fun because our Robot loves it too. So, here we are having some fun with Judges 10:1-8 using
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