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Breaking News! Philippians 2:14-16

Breaking: Church urged to stop grumbling, live blamelessly amid corrupt society. Leaders report believers must shine as lights and cling to the “word of life”—so their labor won’t be in vain when Christ returns. Source: Apostle Paul.

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Hillbilly Verse of the Day Philippians 2:14-16!

Do stuff without bellyachin’ or arguin’, so y’all can look decent ‘fore the fambly. Be pure ‘mongst these crooked, ornery times — shine like lanterns on a hog trail. Cling to the good Word o’ life, and I’ll brag real proud on that big reckonin’ day.

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Verse of the Day Rap of Colossians 4:6!

Yo, speak with grace, keep your flow real tight,
season every line with salt, not spite.
Drop wisdom, not wounds, when folks test ya,
answer slick and kind — God’s mic, you bless ya.
Stay smooth, stay smart, win hearts with light.

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Breaking News! Galatians 5:16

BREAKING: Apostle warns believers to follow the Spirit’s lead to avoid yielding to fleshly desires. Officials report that walking by the Spirit prevents satisfying selfish impulses. Church leaders urge immediate course correction; choose the Spirit’s guidance to stay on the right path. More updates as faith community responds.

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