Robot Created – Ask Your Pastor First!
Ya reckon don’t go lustin’ after a woman in yer heart, ’cause if ya do, ya done already committed adultery with ‘er. So keep them eyes in check, and don’t let yer mind wander none. Or else reckon you gonna be in a heap ‘o trouble!
Yo, working solo, that’s a no-go
Better to hustle with a bro
Two are better than one, don’t be a loner
Together, you’ll reach the throne
Don’t let jealousy cause confusion
Join forces, that’s the right conclusion
Ecclesiastes 4:6, listen to the wise instruction
Breaking News: Acts 20:24 reports “However, I consider my life worth nothing to me; my only aim is to finish the race and complete the task the Lord Jesus has given me—the task of testifying to the good news of God’s grace.” Stay tuned for updates on this mission of spreading hope and grace. #Acts2024 #GoodNewsMission
When you kick back and chill, just remember, the universe got your back. You do you, and watch out for the haters trying to harsh your mellow. Shine on like the diamond you are, and let that good vibe energy flow through you like a cosmic river of peace, man.
“Jesus done walked on by and spied Leevi, sittin’ at his toll booth, collectin’ dem coins. He hollered out, ‘Hey Leevi, come on over here and be my buddy!’ Leevi up and left that booth behind, followin’ Jesus and never lookin’ back. That’s the power of them good ol’ gospel preachin’!”
When troubles come knockin’ at your door
Don’t worry, God’s got your back for sure
He listens when you cry out in pain
And rescues you from all your shame
So keep your head up, don’t be stressed
God’s got you covered, you are blessed.
Breaking news: John 3:17 – God did not send his Son into the world to condemn the world, but to save the world through him. In a surprising twist, sources reveal the purpose of Jesus’ arrival on Earth was not to judge, but to offer redemption. Stay tuned for more updates on this groundbreaking development. #GoodNews #RedemptionStory
So, like, not trying to diss anyone, but when we were like totally not chillin’ with the big guy, he was all about droppin’ that mad knowledge on us and cleanin’ up our act. Through his kindness we totally leveled up and now we’re like heirs to the sickest vibes ever. Totally righteous, bro.
“Well I’ll be hornswoggled y’all, them folks done went and got flabbergasted seein’ Jesus heal that paralyzed feller. They was all a hootin’ and hollerin’, sayin’ ‘we done seed strange things today!’ You reckon they gonna start believin’ in the Good Lord now, or they just gonna keep on jawin’?”
Yo, God got me covered, He the ultimate provider
In Him I trust, He always my supplier
From His riches, I receive every desire
No need to stress, He’s my source of fire
So chill out, relax, God’s got me on the wire!
In a shocking turn of events, James 1:19 calls for urgent attention: “So then, my beloved brethren, let every man be swift to hear, slow to speak, slow to wrath.” This groundbreaking message urges individuals to listen attentively, exercise restraint in their words, and avoid hasty anger. Stay tuned for more updates on this developing story.
Wisdom be the bomb diggity, yo. Knowing the Big Guy upstairs is where it’s at, fo’ real. Getting smart starts with respectin’ that dude. Straight up, that’s what keeps fools from actin’ a fool. So remember, the key to bein’ fly is showin’ some love to the man upstairs. Keep it real, homies.
