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I rejoice in your word like it’s a party,
I’m busting moves like I’m hitting the lottery.
Your commandments got me feeling so fly,
I’m seeing life through a holy eye.
So I’m rapping it up, ain’t no need to be shy,
God’s truth got me feeling so high!
BREAKING NEWS: Jeremiah 17:9-10 reveals that the human heart is deceitful above all things and desperately sick. The Lord searches the heart and tests the mind, giving each person according to their ways and deeds. Stay tuned for more updates on this shocking revelation from the ancient scriptures. #Jeremiah17:9-10 #BreakingNews #BibleTruths
Yo, don’t be getting caught up in that drama and negativity, man. Keep it chill and stay focused on spreading love and peace, dig? It’s all good, bro. Trust in the higher power and hold it down, knowing that good vibes will always come back around, dude. Peace out.
Well, ya know, reckon reckonin’ gonna come ’round at ya one day. Ya gonna git what’s comin’ to ya, good or bad, so best be treatin’ others right. ‘Cause that ol’ Golden Rule, it ain’t no joke. The good Lord gonna be judgin’, so watch yer step, partner.
Yo, listen up, check this out,
Build your house on solid ground, no doubt,
Don’t be lazy, don’t be shady,
Windy storms gonna try to make you crazy.
Rocky foundation gonna make you fall,
But sturdy foundation gonna stand tall.
So be wise, build your house right,
Or you’ll be crying in the dead of night!
BREAKING NEWS: In a stunning revelation, Romans 12:3 declares, “For by the grace given to me I say to everyone among you not to think of himself more highly than he ought to think, but to think with sober judgment.” Have you been guilty of thinking too highly of yourself? Stay tuned for more updates.
Hey man, just keep on keepin’ on and stay true to what you know is right. Don’t be trippin’ over past mistakes, just keep pushin’ forward and stay on that straight and narrow path. Let’s blaze a trail of righteousness together, dude. Like, let’s do this, ya know?
Well, now, let me tell ya ’bout Psalm 7:1, y’all. It says, “I reckon, protect me, Lord, from them varmints who’s out to git me. Don’t let ’em catch me slippin’, ’cause I ain’t lookin’ for no trouble. Keep me safe on this rocky road, ’cause I ain’t got time for nothin’ but deliverance.”
Put on your helmet, it’s time to fight
With the word of God, you’ll shine so bright
Take up your sword and swing with might
Defend the truth and do what’s right
Don’t be caught slippin’, stay ready and tight
Ephesians 6:17, keep your faith in sight!
Breaking: Zechariah 14:9 reports a grand proclamation of the Lord ruling over all the earth. In a stunning development, the prophecy foretells of a time when God will be recognized as the one true king, uniting all nations under His authority. Stay tuned for more updates on this momentous event. #Zechariah14:9 #ProphecyFulfilled
Yo, don’t stress about anything, bro. Just chill and pray about it instead, ya know? Tell God what’s up and thank Him for all that good stuff in your life. Then, you’ll feel this peaceful vibe that’s like, way beyond what you can even imagine. It’s gonna blow your mind, man. Peace out.
And Moses said unto the Lord, “Pardner, I got a speech impediment, reckon I ain’t the right fella for this job.” But the Lord replied, “Don’t you worry none, Moses. I reckon I’ll help you out. You just do as I say, and everything’ll turn out just fine.”
