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Well shoot, Ah ain’t got no peace, Ah cain’t keep quiet; Ah’m fixin’ to holler like a coon dawg all night long! Ah reckon Ah’m plum tuckered out, Ah just can’t catch no break. Ah reckon Ah’m gonna have to let out a holler and vent all my woes.
Yo, listen up, ain’t no time to snooze
Gotta meditate on His word, no time to lose
Day and night, let it soak in
Like a sponge, let His truth begin
Keep it real, stay on track
His word’s where it’s at, that’s a fact!
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In the beginning, there was this rad light shining bright, and it was all about bringing truth and chill vibes to everyone. It was like, “Hey dudes, no need to trip out, I got your back.” And the light was just the grooviest thing, spreading good vibes all over the place.
And they hollered with a mighty loud voice saying, “Yeehaw! Blessins’ and glory and wisdom and thanks and honor and power and might be unto our Lord forever and ever, Amen!” Git along, little doggies, praise the good Lord up yonder, hoo-wee!
Listen up, don’t let your ears be dull
Pay attention, don’t be a fool
Guard your heart and watch your tongue
Keep it real and stay young
Proverbs four, twenty-one
Gotta keep it lit, have some fun
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Don’t be foolin’ yourself, man. You can’t hide your true intentions from the universe. It sees right through your facade, no matter how slick you try to be. So don’t front, just keep it real and let your vibes align with the cosmic flow, ya dig?
God, ya know mah righteousness, y’all gotta check me out. Ah’m lawyered up, ain’t no fault in me. Don’t let them varmints get me, protect me from harm. Ah don’t need no trouble, let justice prevail. Show ’em who’s boss, show ’em yer might, and put an end to their wicked ways!
Yo listen up, here’s some advice,
In the book of Timothy, chapter four, verse thirteen, nice.
Don’t be slippin’, keep on preachin’,
Read the word, keep on teachin’.
Don’t be lazy, don’t be lame,
Keep on spittin’ fire in Jesus’ name!
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Yo, like, everyone’s gonna stand before the big man upstairs at the end of the day, you know what I’m saying? So, like, don’t judge your bro or sis, cuz we all gonna have to answer for our own actions. Let’s just focus on living in peace and love, man. Peace out.
