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The Talents – SPAM Remix…

a Remix of the Parable found in Matthew 25:14-30

Once upon a time, there was a SPAM king who was going on a long vacation. He called his three SPAMmy servants and gave the first one five cans of SPAM, the second one two cans and the third one, just one can of SPAM, according to their abilities. Then he left.

The first servant took the five cans of SPAM and used them to create a delicious SPAM banquet, inviting all his neighbors to come and enjoy it. The second servant used his two cans of SPAM to create a SPAM sandwich shop, and it quickly became the talk of the town. The third servant, who only had one can of SPAM, was afraid of losing it and buried it in the ground.

When the SPAM king returned, he called his servants to him. The first two proudly showed him what they had done with his SPAM, and the king was pleased. He said to them, “Well done, good and faithful servants! You have been faithful with a few cans of SPAM; I will put you in charge of many more cans of SPAM. Come and share your master’s SPAM!”

The third servant came forward and said, “I knew you to be a SPAM king, harvesting where you did not plant and gathering where you did not sow, so I was afraid and hid your one can of SPAM in the ground. Here it is – just as you gave it to me.”

The SPAM king was not pleased. He said to the servant, “You wicked and lazy servant! You knew that I harvest where I have not planted and gather where I have not sown. You should have at least put my SPAM in the bank, so that when I returned, I would have received it back with interest. Take this one can of SPAM away from him and give it to the one who has ten cans of SPAM. For everyone who has will be given more, and he will have an abundance. Whoever does not have, even what he has will be taken from him.”

And that, my friends, is the parable of the SPAM talents. Don’t be afraid to use your SPAM to create something great, because those who take chances and multiply their SPAM will be rewarded.

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the Original Parable found in Matthew 25:14-30 (KJV)

For the kingdom of heaven is as a man travelling into a far country, who called his own servants, and delivered unto them his goods. And unto one he gave five talents, to another two, and to another one; to every man according to his several ability; and straightway took his journey. Then he that had received the five talents went and traded with the same, and made them other five talents. And likewise he that had received two, he also gained other two. But he that had received one went and digged in the earth, and hid his lord’s money. After a long time the lord of those servants cometh, and reckoneth with them. And so he that had received five talents came and brought other five talents, saying, Lord, thou deliveredst unto me five talents: behold, I have gained beside them five talents more. His lord said unto him, Well done, thou good and faithful servant: thou hast been faithful over a few things, I will make thee ruler over many things: enter thou into the joy of thy lord. He also that had received two talents came and said, Lord, thou deliveredst unto me two talents: behold, I have gained two other talents beside them. His lord said unto him, Well done, good and faithful servant; thou hast been faithful over a few things, I will make thee ruler over many things: enter thou into the joy of thy lord. Then he which had received the one talent came and said, Lord, I knew thee that thou art an hard man, reaping where thou hast not sown, and gathering where thou hast not strawed: And I was afraid, and went and hid thy talent in the earth: lo, there thou hast that is thine. His lord answered and said unto him, Thou wicked and slothful servant, thou knewest that I reap where I sowed not, and gather where I have not strawed: Thou oughtest therefore to have put my money to the exchangers, and then at my coming I should have received mine own with usury. Take therefore the talent from him, and give it unto him which hath ten talents. For unto every one that hath shall be given, and he shall have abundance: but from him that hath not shall be taken away even that which he hath. And cast ye the unprofitable servant into outer darkness: there shall be weeping and gnashing of teeth.

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