Florida Man Seeks Advice from Witch, Gets Unexpected Visitor
Florida Man was feeling lost and alone. He had hit rock bottom and didn’t know what to do. That’s when he remembered hearing about a witch who lived in the swamp. She was said to have the power to communicate with the dead and help answer life’s toughest questions.
Determined to find her, Florida Man trekked deep into the swamp until he finally stumbled upon her hut. He knocked on the door and was greeted by a wizened old woman with a crooked nose and a cackling laugh.
"What brings you here, young man?" she asked.
"I need your help," Florida Man replied. "I have some questions about my future."
The witch led him inside and began chanting strange incantations. Suddenly, the room was filled with an eerie glow, and Florida Man was surrounded by spirits. He could feel their presence all around him, and he was both terrified and fascinated.
But then, out of nowhere, the ghost of a man appeared before him. It was none other than Saul, the first king of Israel! He had been summoned by the witch, and he was not happy.
"What have you done?" Saul demanded. "Why have you disturbed my rest?"
Florida Man was speechless. He had no idea that he was meddling with forces beyond his control.
The witch quickly realized her mistake and repented. She asked for Saul’s forgiveness and promised to never summon him again. Saul, satisfied that justice had been served, vanished into the ether.
Florida Man was left shaken but also enlightened. He realized that he had been foolish to seek answers from the witch and that he needed to find a better way to live his life.
"Do not turn to mediums or seek out spiritists, for you will be defiled by them. I am the Lord your God." – Leviticus 19:31
While this verse may seem harsh or outdated, it serves as a warning against dabbling in the supernatural. The story of Saul and the Witch of Endor reminds us that there are consequences to our actions, and that we should always seek guidance from God rather than relying on our own understanding or the advice of others. If you want to know more about this story, read 1 Samuel 28:4-28:25 in the Bible.