Three random fictitious conversations between Philemon and Abraham about Turkey or Ham. That might have taken place at various times in history… But did not!
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Three random fictitious conversations between Philemon and Abraham about Turkey or Ham. That might have taken place at various times in history… But did not!
Philemon: Greetings, my friend Abraham. What a wonderful day it is today. How are you doing?
Abraham: Greetings to you too, Philemon. I’m doing well, thank you. How about you?
Philemon: I’m doing great, thank you for asking. Say, do you enjoy eating meat?
Abraham: Yes, I do. Turkey and ham are my favorite. What about you?
Philemon: Oh, I don’t really have a preference. I own many slaves and on special occasions, I may have them prepare a feast. I ensure there are both turkey and ham for them to enjoy.
Abraham: That’s very kind of you Philemon. You know, in my time, we had to hunt for our meat.
Philemon: Really? How fascinating. I’m fortunate to have access to such food.
Abraham: Indeed, you are. But you know, Philemon, there’s a lesson we can learn from turkey and ham.
Philemon: Oh, do tell.
Abraham: Well, you see, turkey and ham are both delicious and different in their own way. Just like people, we may come from different backgrounds and cultures, but we all have value and a purpose in God’s eyes.
Philemon: That’s a beautiful message, Abraham. It reminds me of a passage from the New Testament, “There is neither Jew nor Gentile, neither slave nor free, nor is there male and female, for you are all one in Christ Jesus.” (Galatians 3:28)
Abraham: Exactly, Philemon. We may have our differences, but ultimately, we’re all equal in God’s eyes. Just like how you treat your slaves with kindness and respect, we too should treat one another with love and dignity.
Philemon: Amen to that, Abraham. This conversation has been a blessing. Let us continue to grow in our faith and practice the principles of Christianity.
Abraham: Agreed, Philemon. May we always remember that we are all children of God, and may we always treat each other with the respect and love that we all deserve.
Philemon: Hey Abraham, I heard you prefer turkey over ham. That’s just blasphemy!
Abraham: Oh Philemon, you know how I feel about the sanctity of the pig. (giggles)
Philemon: (sarcastically) Oh yes, the sacred pig. You nomads and your weird beliefs.
Abraham: Hey, watch it! Just because I don’t live in a fancy house like you and instead travel with my livestock doesn’t mean my opinion on ham is any less valid.
Philemon: Well, excuse me for having luxurious living quarters. But let’s be real, ham is the superior meat. It’s juicy, smoky, and just downright delicious. Turkey is dry and tasteless.
Abraham: Dry and tasteless? You clearly haven’t had my wife Sarah’s roasted turkey. It’s juicy and full of flavor.
Philemon: (laughs) Yeah, right. I’m sure your nomad cooking skills are top-notch.
Abraham: Hey, don’t underestimate us nomads. We know how to make the best out of what we have. Besides, turkeys are more nutritious than hams.
Philemon: Nutritious? Who cares about that when you can have a mouthwatering ham? Plus, did you know that turkeys were originally from North America and weren’t even mentioned in the Bible?
Abraham: (laughs) Oh, Philemon. You and your obsession with the Bible. Just because something isn’t mentioned doesn’t mean it’s not worth eating. Plus, who knows, maybe turkeys were around during biblical times.
Philemon: (grumbling) Fine, fine. You win this round, Abraham. But mark my words, ham will always reign supreme.
Abraham: (smirks) And turkeys will always be a favorite among nomads. But hey, at the end of the day, at least we both have delicious options to choose from.
Philemon: Agreed. Now let’s go feast on our favorite meats and let our taste buds do the talking.
I Spy:
Philemon: Okay, Abraham, let’s play a game of I Spy. I spy with my little eye something that is brown.
Abraham: Hmm… Is it a turkey leg?
Philemon: No, it’s not a turkey leg.
Abraham: Is it a ham hock?
Philemon: No, it’s not a ham hock.
Abraham: Is it a turkey?
Philemon: No, it’s not a turkey.
Abraham: Is it a ham?
Philemon: Yes, it’s a ham! Good job, Abraham. Now it’s your turn to spy something.
Abraham: Okay, I spy with my little eye something that is white.
Philemon: Hmm… Is it a turkey breast?
Abraham: No, it’s not a turkey breast.
Philemon: Is it a ham bone?
Abraham: No, it’s not a ham bone.
Philemon: Is it turkey skin?
Abraham: No, it’s not turkey skin.
Philemon: Is it ham fat?
Abraham: No, it’s not ham fat.
Philemon: I’m stumped. What is it?
Abraham: It’s a plate of mashed potatoes! You’re not very good at this game, are you?
Philemon: Hey, I was close with the turkey breast. Let’s keep playing!
Philemon was a Christian from Colossae and a prominent member of the church community. He was well-respected for his faith, love, and hospitality towards fellow believers. Paul, in his letter to Philemon, praised him for his generosity and encouraged him to continue walking in faith.
Philemon’s faith was put to the test when his slave, Onesimus, ran away from him and ended up meeting Paul. Through Paul’s ministry, Onesimus became a Christian and Paul felt compelled to send him back to Philemon with a letter urging him to forgive and receive Onesimus as a brother in Christ.
Philemon’s response was a beautiful example of Christian love and forgiveness. He welcomed Onesimus back with open arms and considered him a fellow believer, no longer a slave. This act of mercy and grace demonstrated the power of the Gospel and the transformative work of God’s love in the hearts of His people.
Philemon’s story teaches us that Christianity is not about social status or privilege, but about love and grace towards one another regardless of our past. His example challenges us to be hospitable, forgiving, and understanding towards others just as God has been towards us.
Scripture references: Philemon 1:1-25; Colossians 4:9
Abraham is one of the most important figures in the Old Testament. He is known as the father of the Jewish people and is also revered by Christians and Muslims. Abraham’s story begins in the book of Genesis when God called him to leave his homeland and go to a new land that God would show him. Abraham obeyed and became a faithful servant of God.
Abraham’s faith was tested when God asked him to sacrifice his son, Isaac. Abraham obeyed and was ready to offer his son as a sacrifice, but God intervened and provided a ram instead. This act of faith is celebrated by Jews during the holiday of Rosh Hashanah and is seen as a prefiguration of Christ’s sacrifice on the cross (Hebrews 11:17-19).
Abraham’s faith and obedience to God were rewarded when God blessed him with numerous descendants and promised to make his name great (Genesis 12:2). His descendants, the Israelites, became God’s chosen people and were given the Promised Land (Genesis 17:8).
Abraham’s faith serves as a model for Christians today. He believed in God’s promises even when they seemed impossible and obeyed God’s commands even when they went against his own desires. Abraham’s example reminds us that faith and obedience are essential to a life of service to God (James 2:21-23).
For many Christians, the choice between turkey or ham is often a common dilemma during festive occasions like Thanksgiving or Christmas. Some prefer the savory flavor of roasted turkey while others opt for the salty sweetness of a baked ham. However, as we indulge in these delicious feasts, we should remember to give thanks to God for the gifts of sustenance and our loved ones with whom we share these meals. It is in the spirit of gratitude and hospitality that we should focus on during these occasions, rather than the choice of protein on our plates. Let us remember the true meaning of these festivities, which is to celebrate the love, blessings, and grace that God has bestowed upon us.
Have fun creating a conversation between two Bible characters. One in the Old Testament and one in the New Testament and see what happens!