Oh boy, let me tell you about the Song of Solomon, or as I like to call it, the love story of kitty cats. This book is full of sweet, sweet love and it’s got me feeling all mushy inside. Let me break it down for you.
So, there’s this guy, who is the King, and he’s all in love with this lady who is called the Shulamite. He thinks she’s the most beautiful thing he’s ever seen and he can’t get enough of her. Sounds like a real love-struck tomcat to me.
The Shulamite loves the King too, and they have some steamy love scenes that I can’t even watch without blushing. They talk about how much they want to be together and it’s all very romantic. I’m getting butterflies in my stomach just thinking about it.
They do have some obstacles though, like the jealous women who are trying to get the King’s attention. Classic case of other cats trying to steal your human’s love, it happens to the best of us.
In the end though, the King and Shulamite end up together and it’s happily ever after. I guess true love always finds a way, even for cats.
But my favorite part about this book is the line, “I am a rose of Sharon, a lily of the valleys.” It’s like the Shulamite is saying she’s the prettiest flower in the garden, and I can definitely relate. I’m the prettiest kitty cat in this house too!
So, moral of the story, love conquers all, even for cats. And as I always say, “Love lasagna, hate Mondays.”
