Now listen here, I’m gonna tell you about this here book called The Revelation, but you better sit down for this one, son.
So, in this book, there’s this fella named John, and he’s on this island called Patmos. All of a sudden, he hears this voice that sounds like a trumpet. Well, I can tell you this, I’ve heard a lot of sounds in my day, but I ain’t never heard a trumpet soundin’ voice.
Anyhoo, this voice tells John to write down everything he sees, and boy does he see some things. There’s this big ol’ throne in heaven with all these angels and creatures around it. And then there’s these seven seals that get opened up and it gets crazy. I mean, there’s all these horses, and one of them has a rider who’s got a big ole sword.
Things start getting real bad on earth too, with wars and famine and all sorts of craziness. And then there’s this mark of the beast that everyone’s supposed to get on their forehead or hand, but I tell ya, I’m not getting no mark on my body.
Finally, at the end there’s this big battle between good and evil, and God comes out on top. And then there’s a new Jerusalem that comes down from heaven and everything’s all shiny and new.
I tell ya, son, this book is a real wild ride. But you know what they say, “when the going gets tough, the tough get going” or as I like to say, “that’s a joke, son.”
