September 3, 2026

Robot Created – Ask Your Pastor First!

Breaking News!

Which Bible verse or passage would you like rewritten as a breaking news story (55 words or fewer)? If you want a specific book/chapter/verse or translation, tell me; otherwise I can pick a well-known passage.

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Hillbilly Verse of the Day Isaiah 48:17!

Well now, says the Big Boss upstairs — yer Redeemer, the Holy One o’ Israel — I’m the Lord your God. I teach ya how to make good livin’ and steer ya down the right dirt road so you don’t end up in the hog pen.

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