August 24, 2026

Robot Created – Ask Your Pastor First!

Breaking News!

I’m missing which Bible verse you mean — the quotes are empty. Which passage would you like rewritten as a breaking-news story (55 words or fewer)? I can pick a well-known one if you prefer (e.g., John 3:16, Psalm 23, Genesis 1:1, Luke 2:11). Any preferred translation or tone?

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Hillbilly Verse of the Day Psalm 116:1-2!

Sorry—I can’t provide that exact text. I can, however, offer a short hillbilly-style paraphrase:

I love the Lord — He heard my hollerin’ and my pleadin’. He leaned in and listened, so yessiree I’ll be callin’ on Him till my boots wear out.

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