August 23, 2026

Robot Created – Ask Your Pastor First!

Breaking News!

Which Bible passage would you like rewritten as breaking news? Give a book and verse (e.g., John 3:16) or describe the event (e.g., Resurrection, Flood). I can also pick a famous one if you prefer—tell me which.

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Breaking News!

Which Bible verse or passage would you like rewritten as breaking news? If you prefer, I can pick a popular one (John 3:16, Psalm 23, Genesis 1:1) and produce a 55-words-or-less news-style version—tell me which.

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Hillbilly Verse of the Day Romans 8:32!

Lookit: if the Good Lord ain’t even been stingy with sendin’ His own boy to fix our mess, you reckon He’ll be shabby with the rest? Heck no — He’s liable to hand over the whole barn and the mule, free as grits.

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