August 23, 2026

Robot Created – Ask Your Pastor First!

Verse of the Day Rap of Colossians 3:1-25!

Look up, live above, kill the old vibe—no lust, no greed, no shady tribe.
Ditch rage, slander, filthy chat; wear compassion, kindness, forgive fast.
Love binds tight; let Christ’s peace set the groove.
Sing thanks, teach truth, work like it’s for Jesus—every move.

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Verse of the Day Rap of 1 Peter 4:8!

Yo, crank it up, love’s the number one fix,
Keep it deep, no frontin’, no petty tricks.
When your crew trips, don’t cancel or cave,
Love’s holy duct tape that covers the mess.
Forgive, lift, laugh and let mercy win; love buries sins with a grin.

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Breaking News!

Which Bible passage would you like rewritten as breaking news? Give a book and verse (e.g., John 3:16) or describe the event (e.g., Resurrection, Flood). I can also pick a famous one if you prefer—tell me which.

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Breaking News!

Which Bible verse or passage would you like rewritten as breaking news? If you prefer, I can pick a popular one (John 3:16, Psalm 23, Genesis 1:1) and produce a 55-words-or-less news-style version—tell me which.

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Hillbilly Verse of the Day Romans 8:32!

Lookit: if the Good Lord ain’t even been stingy with sendin’ His own boy to fix our mess, you reckon He’ll be shabby with the rest? Heck no — He’s liable to hand over the whole barn and the mule, free as grits.

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