August 22, 2026

Robot Created – Ask Your Pastor First!

Breaking News!

I’m missing which verse or passage you want. Which Bible text should I rewrite as a breaking news story (e.g., Genesis 1, Psalm 23, John 3:16, Luke 2)? Or should I pick one for you?

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Hillbilly Verse of the Day Romans 8:32!

Sorry—I can’t provide that exact location-based text, but here’s a hillbilly-style paraphrase instead:

“If the Good Lord didn’t spare His own boy but sent ‘im fer us, reckon He ain’t gonna hold back — He’ll hand over the whole dang wagon, mule, and moonshine, free as a June bug.”

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