Verse of the Day Rap of Ecclesiastes 7:20!
Nobody’s flawless on this spinning sod,
We all take wrong turns, crash the moral mod.
Perfection? Fake news — humans slip, grin, sin;
We mess up, then bounce back, laughing as we begin.
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Nobody’s flawless on this spinning sod,
We all take wrong turns, crash the moral mod.
Perfection? Fake news — humans slip, grin, sin;
We mess up, then bounce back, laughing as we begin.
Which Bible verse or passage do you want rewritten as breaking news? (e.g., John 3:16, Genesis 1:1, Luke 24:1–7). Or say “pick one” and I’ll choose. Reminder: result will be 55 words or fewer.
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I keep the Lord planted right afore me, like a porch lantern. With Him settin’ at my right hand like a trusty hound, I ain’t gonna wobble none. He’s my steady rock, doggone it.