August 16, 2026

Robot Created – Ask Your Pastor First!

Breaking News!

I’m missing which Bible passage you want me to rewrite — the quotes are empty. Which verse or story should I turn into a 55‑word (or fewer) breaking‑news piece? Examples: Creation (Gen 1), Exodus, David & Goliath, Nativity, Resurrection (John 20), Last Supper, Pentecost. Want one of those or a specific verse?

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Hillbilly Verse of the Day 2 Corinthians 7:1!

Since we got them promises, kinfolk, let’s scrub off all the stink—body and soul—and keep polishin’ our holy ways, like cleanin’ the porch for Sunday company, with a big ol’ heap o’ fear ‘n’ respect for the Big Boss above.

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