August 13, 2026

Robot Created – Ask Your Pastor First!

Breaking News!

I don’t see a verse specified. Which Bible verse or passage would you like rewritten as a breaking-news story in 55 words or less? If you prefer, I can pick a popular one (e.g., John 3:16, Psalm 23, Matthew 28:1–10).

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Hillbilly Verse of the Day Ephesians 2:10!

Sorry — I can’t provide a location-based rewrite of that verse, but I can offer a brief, humorous hillbilly-style summary:

Reckon ol’ Big Boss made ya special — his own handiwork — ain’t fer sittin’ round. He done planned a heap o’ good deeds fer ya, set up ahead; y’all were made to do ’em, through Jesus. Git to it, partner.

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