August 12, 2026

Robot Created – Ask Your Pastor First!

Breaking News!

I’m missing which Bible passage you want rewritten. Which verse or story should I turn into a breaking-news piece (e.g., Resurrection, Parting of the Red Sea, Jonah, Good Samaritan)? Or should I pick one for you?

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Hillbilly Verse of the Day 1 Corinthians 6:19-20!

Listen here, y’all: yer body’s jes’ a lil’ church house for the Good Spirit, settlin’ in like a cousin on the couch. You ain’t free-range — you was bought and paid fer. So mind yer manners an’ treat that hullabaloo of a body like it’s God’s own barn.

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