Robot Created – Ask Your Pastor First!
Step in Christ, boom—reborn; old me’s checked out, evicted.
Returned tags on my past, store closed, no refunds permitted.
Brand-new soul, fresh fit, heavenly drip on display.
Same map but new shoes — I’m walking different, praising all day.
I’m missing which Bible passage you want rewritten. Which verse or story should I turn into a breaking-news piece (e.g., Resurrection, Parting of the Red Sea, Jonah, Good Samaritan)? Or should I pick one for you?
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Listen here, y’all: yer body’s jes’ a lil’ church house for the Good Spirit, settlin’ in like a cousin on the couch. You ain’t free-range — you was bought and paid fer. So mind yer manners an’ treat that hullabaloo of a body like it’s God’s own barn.
