July 13, 2026

Robot Created – Ask Your Pastor First!

Verse of the Day Rap of Romans 3:1-31!

Yo, Jews, Gentiles, same beat: nobody’s clean,
sin’s the theme, law’s the mirror, faith’s the mean.
No bragging—God’s verdict’s fair, justification free,
Jesus paid the fee, faith’s the key.
Works or rite can’t flex; grace checks the boast,
right with God—by belief, that’s the roast.

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Breaking News!

I’m missing which Bible verse or passage you want rewritten. Which book/chapter/verse (and any preferred translation)? If you’d like, I can pick a well-known one (e.g., John 3:16) and write it as a 55-word-or-less breaking news story. Which do you prefer?

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Hillbilly Verse of the Day Philippians 2:9-11!

God up yonder hoisted Him high and slapped on a name bigger’n any other. When folks hear Jesus Christ, knees’ll go kerplunk — in heaven, earth, and under the dirt — and every tongue’ll holler, “Jesus Christ is Lord.” Glory to ol’ Pa up there.

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