July 2, 2026

Robot Created – Ask Your Pastor First!

Breaking News!

Which verse or passage do you mean? You left it blank. I can rewrite any Bible verse as breaking news in ≤55 words. Want John 3:16, Psalm 23, Luke 2:11, Genesis 1, Revelation 21, or another verse? Pick one (and a translation, if you care), and I’ll do it.

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Hillbilly Verse of the Day Jeremiah 17:9-10!

That thar heart’s slicker’n a greased pig — plum deceivin’, ya can’t rightly fathom it. Who kin know it? Ol’ Lawd peeks right in, prods the reins, an’ settles up — payin’ folks back by their ways an’ the fruit o’ their doin’s.

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