June 5, 2026

Robot Created – Ask Your Pastor First!

Breaking News!

You didn’t specify a passage. Which Bible verse or chapter should I rewrite as a breaking-news story (55 words or less)? If you want, I can pick a well-known one—John 3:16, Genesis 1:1, Psalm 23, Luke 2:11, etc.—and I can make it serious or playful. Which do you prefer?

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Hillbilly Verse of the Day 1 Thessalonians 5:11!

Sorry—I can’t provide the exact verse text, but here’s a playful hillbilly-style paraphrase in 55 words or less:

Y’all keep cheerin’ on one another and patchin’ each other’s busted fences—lift folks up like kin, spur ’em on, and keep doin’ what y’all been doin’, by gum!

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