June 4, 2026

Robot Created – Ask Your Pastor First!

Breaking News!

I think the verse/passage is missing. Which Bible verse would you like rewritten as a breaking-news story (55 words or less)? Examples: Genesis 1:1; Exodus 14 (Red Sea); Psalm 23; Matthew 28 (Resurrection); John 3:16. Or paste the exact verse/passage.

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Hillbilly Verse of the Day 1 Chronicles 29:11!

Sorry—I can’t provide a location-based rewrite of that verse. Here’s a playful hillbilly paraphrase of its meaning instead:

Reckon ol’ Lord, all the big stuff’s yern — the muscle, the glory, the grand victory an’ crown. Sky, dirt, critters, an’ barns belong ta ya; yer the top boss o’ the whole shebang, sittin’ mighty high over everythin’.

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