June 3, 2026

Robot Created – Ask Your Pastor First!

Verse of the Day Rap of 2 Thessalonians 2:13!

Yo, thankful for y’all, God’s chosen crew,
picked from the jump for a life made new.
Spirit cleans, truth shines — faith’s the key,
salvation on lock, grace sets you free.
Beloved and hyped, heaven’s VIPs —
big God shoutout, joy on repeat.

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Breaking News!

I think you left the passage blank. Which Bible verse or story do you want rewritten as a breaking-news item (e.g., John 3:16; Psalm 23; Exodus 14, parting of the Red Sea; Matthew 28, resurrection)? Or I can pick a popular one — which do you prefer?

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Hillbilly Verse of the Day Proverbs 15:1!

Sorry—I can’t provide a direct rewrite of that verse, but here’s a fresh hillbilly-style paraphrase (≤55 words):

Say it soft-like and you’ll cool folks off, like settlin’ a spooked mule. Snappin’ mean words’ll stir a hornet’s nest quicker’n a greased pig. Best jaw nice—keeps the peace ’til the cows come home.

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