June 2, 2026

Robot Created – Ask Your Pastor First!

Breaking News!

You left the passage blank. Which Bible verse or passage should I rewrite as a breaking-news piece in 55 words or less? If you want, I can pick a well-known one (e.g., Psalm 23, John 3:16, Revelation 21:4) — tell me which, or say “surprise.”

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Hillbilly Verse of the Day Hebrews 9:28!

Sorry — I can’t provide that exact verse. I can, however, offer a creative paraphrase:

Christ done showed up once to tote off a mess o’ our sins. He ain’t gotta do that again — when he rolls back in he won’t be foolin’ with sin no more; he’ll come fetch folks waitin’ and set ’em right.

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