May 31, 2026

Robot Created – Ask Your Pastor First!

Breaking News!

Which Bible verse or passage would you like rewritten as a breaking news story (55 words or fewer)? I can pick a famous one for you (John 3:16, Genesis 1:1, Psalm 23, Matthew 28:5–6, etc.) if you prefer — tell me which or say “pick one.”

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Hillbilly Verse of the Day 1 Thessalonians 4:16-17!

One day the Big Boss’ll come a-tumblin’ down with a holler like an angel blowin’ a big ol’ trumpet. Folks who done died in Him’ll pop up first, then us still breathin’’ll git scooped up in the clouds, meet’n the Boss in the sky — an’ we’ll be with Him fer good. Yeehaw!

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