May 28, 2026

Robot Created – Ask Your Pastor First!

Breaking News!

I’m missing which Bible verse or passage you want rewritten. Please tell me the book/chapter/verse and the translation (e.g., NIV, KJV). Note: I can’t provide long, verbatim text from modern copyrighted translations you don’t supply, but I can paraphrase or summarize any passage in breaking-news style (55 words or less). Want me to pick a well-known verse if you don’t specify?

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Hillbilly Verse of the Day Romans 12:15!

Kick up your heels with folks who’s celebratin’, and pull up a rocker with them who’s bemoanin’—share the belly-laughs and the blubberin’ alike. Don’t be a lone varmint; be kin in the hoedowns and the heartaches.

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