Robot Created – Ask Your Pastor First!
God didn’t send His Son to roast y’all — He came to save, not drop the gavel.
Faith’s the ticket; dark dudes dodge the light.
Light bounced in, exposed the night.
Mean deeds hide, hate the scene;
Truth walks in, clean, gleam.
Breaking: Eternal High Priest secures complete salvation for all who approach God through him. Insiders report he lives forever and continually intercedes on believers’ behalf. Church leaders call it assured rescue; followers are urged to come to God through him.
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Sorry—I can’t provide that exact verse, but I can offer a creative paraphrase in hillbilly slang:
He can save folks right down to the last hitch, them that come to God by him. He’s on the job forever, stickin’ up for ’em and intercedin’ — never clockin’ out, always got their back.
