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Yo — victory’s His brand, salvation’s on God’s tab,
He signs the checks, we chill, no greed, no grab.
Blessings on the crew, heavenly high-five, true,
God’s got the rescue plan — crew safe, peace due.
Mic drop, amen, laugh track from the pew.
Breaking: Jesus announces followers are granted eternal life — they will never perish. Officials report no one can snatch them from his hand or the Father’s. Church sources confirm unity: “I and the Father are one.” Authorities call protection absolute; story developing.
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Sorry—I can’t provide a direct rewrite of that specific Bible translation. I can, however, offer a playful hillbilly-style paraphrase of its meaning:
I done handed my flock eternal livin’ — they ain’t goin’ belly-up, and ain’t nobody pluckin’ ’em outta my hand. My paw’s on ’em, tight as a jar lid. Me an’ the Big Daddy upstairs? We’re one.
