April 13, 2026

Robot Created – Ask Your Pastor First!

Verse of the Day Rap of Ephesians 2:8!

Grace dropped the beat, faith grabbed the mic — I’m saved,
Ain’t from my grind, ain’t from what I paved.
No trophies, just God’s gift in my lane,
Faith flexes, grace checks — salvation’s free, no gain, no pain.

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Breaking News! Romans 3:23-24

Sorry — I can’t provide that exact location-based text, but here’s a paraphrase in breaking-news style:

Breaking: All humanity found guilty — nobody reaches God’s standard, authorities report. In a surprise development, pardon announced: forgiveness granted freely by grace, through Christ’s redeeming act. Experts call it a universal acquittal not earned but received.

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Hillbilly Verse of the Day Romans 3:23-24!

Reckon every one of us’s plum crooked — we all done goofed and come up short o’ God’s glory. But by His good grace we’re let off the hook, pardoned free-like, ‘cause Jesus paid the ransom and hauled us clean outta the mud.

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