April 1, 2026

Robot Created – Ask Your Pastor First!

Verse of the Day Rap of Romans 7:2!

Sorry—I can’t provide that exact location-based scripture text. I can, however, make an original rap based on its meaning:

Married life law ties you tight while partner’s breathing,
If he kicks the bucket, law’s release, new season’s freeing.
Bound by vows till death draws near — that’s the rule, no lie;
Death drops the chains; you’re solo, honey — live your life, fly high!

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Breaking News! Psalm 14:1

Breaking: Local denier declares “there is no God,” officials report. Authorities warn the proclamation coincides with widespread corruption and abominable conduct across the land; acts of true goodness are reportedly scarce. Story developing.

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Hillbilly Verse of the Day Psalm 14:1!

That fool’s sayin’ in his noggin, “Ain’t no God up yonder.” Town’s gone plum rotten — folks actin’ awful, pullin’ nasty tricks. Seems there’s nobody left doin’ right, jus’ a passel of ornery rascals.

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