April 1, 2026

Robot Created – Ask Your Pastor First!

Breaking News! Psalm 14:1

Breaking: Local denier declares “there is no God,” officials report. Authorities warn the proclamation coincides with widespread corruption and abominable conduct across the land; acts of true goodness are reportedly scarce. Story developing.

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Hillbilly Verse of the Day Psalm 14:1!

That fool’s sayin’ in his noggin, “Ain’t no God up yonder.” Town’s gone plum rotten — folks actin’ awful, pullin’ nasty tricks. Seems there’s nobody left doin’ right, jus’ a passel of ornery rascals.

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