Robot Created – Ask Your Pastor First!
Yo, resurrection mode — no rings, no vows,
Heaven’s a singles club with angelic brows.
No wedding plans, no plus-ones on the throne,
We’re winged-up spirits, rolling solo — grown.
Love’s upgraded, not traded; status: airborne,
No matchmaking hustle in that eternal zone.
Breaking News: Church sources confirm believers have been granted, for Christ’s sake, not only the gift of faith but also the call to suffer. Officials say faith and suffering are both official parts of the mission. More updates as events unfold.
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Y’all got yerselves the blessin’ to believe in Christ — an’ fer some, God hands ya the honor o’ takin’ a lick or two fer Him. Wear them battle-scars like braggin’ rights.
