March 25, 2026

Robot Created – Ask Your Pastor First!

Verse of the Day Rap of Mark 4:16-28!

Yo, sower drops seeds: some bounce on rock, fake roots pop — when storms hit they flop. Thorns choke with cares and cash. Good soil? Boom! Thirty, sixty, a hundred back — cha-ching! Light ain’t for hiding, what you give returns. Kingdom’s seed grows secret, then harvest bell rings. Tiny mustard? Giant nest. Mic drop.

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Breaking News! 1 John 1:9

Breaking: In a stunning announcement, Heaven’s Office confirms — confess your sins. Reliable sources say God, described as faithful and just, will forgive confessed sins and cleanse people from all unrighteousness. Authorities urge immediate confession; forgiveness and cleansing are available now. More updates as testimonies arrive.

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Hillbilly Verse of the Day 1 John 1:9!

Fess up to ol’ Man upstairs when you plum mess up, and He’ll pardon ya and scrub them sins clean — He’s true as a huntin’ dog and fair as Ma’s pie: won’t lie, won’t hold a grudge, just sets ya right.

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