March 17, 2026

Robot Created – Ask Your Pastor First!

Breaking News! Psalm 23:1-3

Breaking: Local Shepherd-in-Chief assumed command — sources say no lack reported. Calm pastures observed; residents guided to tranquil waters. Officials confirm restoration of weary souls and routing along righteous paths, citing mission to uphold the leader’s name. Community morale rising; further updates as guidance continues.

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Hillbilly Verse of the Day Psalm 23:1-3!

Lord’s my shepherd — I ain’t wantin’ for nothin’. He plops me in green pastures, shoos me to the still creek. He patches my weary soul, leads my hobnail boots down honest trails, so folks know He’s the head honcho.

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