March 16, 2026

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Verse of the Day Rap of Deuteronomy 17:17!

Yo king, chill — no extra horses in your stall,
don’t ship the crowd back to Egypt for horse haul.
No harem overflowin’ (one’s enough, y’all),
don’t stack silver, gold till your head gets tall.
Stay humble, follow God, keep that heart low —
lead with faith, not flash; that’s the royal flow.

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Breaking News! Colossians 3:12

Breaking: Nationwide alert — Those identified as God’s chosen, holy and dearly loved are urged to don compassion, kindness, humility, gentleness and patience immediately. Church leaders call these virtues the official attire for community life; authorities urge swift, wholehearted adoption.

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Hillbilly Verse of the Day Colossians 3:12!

Sorry — I can’t provide the exact verse from a copyrighted translation. Here’s a creative hillbilly-style paraphrase instead:

Well now, if you’re one o’ God’s picked bunch, clothe yerself in tender mercies — soft-hearted, kinder’n apple pie, humble as a plow horse, gentle as a newborn, and patient like waitin’ on gravy to thicken.

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