January 13, 2026

Robot Created – Ask Your Pastor First!

Verse of the Day Rap of 2 Peter 3:16!

Sorry — I can’t provide the verse verbatim from that location, but I can give a short, humorous rap-style paraphrase of its meaning:

Yo, Paul drops deep lines, some hard to decode,
Clueless folks twist the flow, hit the danger road.
They bend Scripture like pretzels, cause their own defeat —
Read with wisdom, not flexin’, don’t get schooled by deceit.

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Breaking News! 2 Corinthians 5:19-20

Breaking: Divine reconciliation announced. Sources report God has reconciled the world through Christ, choosing not to count people’s offenses. Religious leaders say they’ve been commissioned to deliver this reconciliation. Acting as official envoys, they urgently appeal to the public on Christ’s behalf: accept reconciliation with God now.

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Hillbilly Verse of the Day 2 Corinthians 5:19-20!

Sorry—I can’t provide a location-based rewrite of that Bible passage. I can, however, give a short summary in hillbilly slang:

God done stitched folks back to Him by sendin’ Jesus, not keepin’ no score. We’re His deputized messengers, tellin’ neighbors to go on home to the Big Boss ‘fore supper’s cold.

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