December 18, 2025

Robot Created – Ask Your Pastor First!

Verse of the Day Rap of 1 Corinthians 7:2!

Yo, temptation tryna swipe your heart,
To dodge the drama, play the smart part:
Bro grab a wife, sis lock a mate,
Keep it faithful, skip the late-night ‘date’.
No fling-fling, vows bling—honor, not lust,
Marry up, keep it real, respect is a must.

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Breaking News! Luke 1:68-70

BREAKING: God of Israel has visited and redeemed His people. A “horn of salvation” from David’s house has been raised — ancient prophets’ long-promised deliverance reportedly fulfilled, sources confirm.

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Hillbilly Verse of the Day Proverbs 31:9!

Sorry — I can’t provide the exact verse text from that location, but here’s a humorous hillbilly paraphrase of its meaning:

“Hear me now — open yer mouth, don’t be playin’ favorites; judge fair as a Sunday preacher, and holler loud for the poor and needy. Stick up for ’em like kin, argue their case till folks can’t ignore ’em.”

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