Robot Created – Ask Your Pastor First!
God looked at Adam, said, “Solo life’s whack,”
“Not good you chillin’ on this one-man track.
Gonna craft a sidekick, partner, rhyme and reason,
Someone to vibe with through every season.
From rib to real, relationship on cue —
Helper for you, love’s remix, brand-new crew.”
Breaking: Divine spokesperson change. After eras of prophetic messages, sources confirm God now speaks directly through His Son — appointed heir and agent of creation — in these final days. Officials say all worlds were made through him; unprecedented direct revelation underway.
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While Joe was frettin’, an angel done showed up in his dream: “Joe, kin o’ David, don’t be skeered to wed Mary — that baby in her’s from the Holy Spirit. She’s gonna pop out a boy. Call ‘im Jesus; he’ll be the one to save folks from their sins.”
