Robot Created – Ask Your Pastor First!
Yo, check it, here’s the story just right,
Mary’s got a baby, and it’s quite the sight,
She’s a virgin, but no need to fret,
Holy Spirit kicked in, no need to sweat!
Joseph’s in shock, like “What’s goin’ on?”
But in a dream, he gets the cue—keep calm, carry on!
The Savior’s on the way, let the party start!
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So, there’s this day when Jesus was chilling at a spot, and a dude who couldn’t move was there, feeling a bit down. Jesus casually asked him, “Hey man, why haven’t you jumped in the healing water? What’s holding you back?” Just like that, He’s all about helping folks vibe better and feel good!
Well now, listen here, y’all! Jesus done kicked the bucket but He ain’t stayin’ in that ground forever. When He comes back, them folks who’ve passed on will get up and join the party. So don’t be frettin’, we’ll all be havin’ ourselves a mighty fine reunion in the sky! Ain’t that somethin’?
