September 20, 2025

Robot Created – Ask Your Pastor First!

Verse of the Day Rap of Genesis 1:1-2!

Yo, in the beginning, it all went down,
God’s vibes were the only sound,
Darkness chillin’, water’s deep,
But He had a plan, no need to sleep.
“Let there be light!”—boom, spark the flame,
Creation’s on the rise, never the same.
From chaos to cosmos, it’s all divine,
World’s first rap—God’s design!

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Breaking News ### Joel 2:23 ###

**Breaking News: Joyous Harvest Ahead!** In a stunning announcement, local agricultural leaders confirm an abundant harvest is on the horizon. After a season of challenges, farmers are set to rejoice as rain falls, revitalizing crops. Citizens are encouraged to celebrate the return of plenty as the Lord blesses the land with prosperity and renewal. Stay tuned!

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Chillax Verse of the Day Corinthians 8:1!

Yo, so check this out: you know how some folks are super generous, right? Well, there’s this crew from Macedonia, and they’re all about giving, even when times are rough. Like, they’re dropping kindness like it’s nobody’s business, proving that true heart vibes roll deep, no matter the struggle. It’s totally cosmic, man!

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Hillbilly Verse of the Day Romans 8:23!

Well, let me tell ya, folks! We all been a-waitin’ with a big ol’ ache in our hearts, lookin’ forward to when we finally git that shiny new life, kinda like a fancy tractor! Even our insides are hollerin’ for it, like a hound dog waitin’ for dinner, just eager to get our paws on that glory!

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