September 11, 2025

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Verse of the Day Rap of Hebrews 12:14!

Yo, strive for peace, don’t lose that grace,
Keep it chill, don’t run a rat race!
Holiness is the game, step up your play,
Without that vibe, you can’t see the way.
Look out for each other, keep it tight,
In the love of the Lord, we shine so bright!

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Breaking News ### Psalm 121:1-2 ###

**Breaking News: Local Resident Seeks Assurance**

In a heartfelt revelation, a local individual expresses deep reliance on a higher power for support. “I lift my eyes to the mountains, seeking guidance and help,” they stated. Sources confirm that assistance comes from the Lord, the Creator of heaven and earth, promising strength in times of need. More updates to follow.

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Chillax Verse of the Day !

Dude, imagine chillin’ in a cosmic lounge where time doesn’t exist, right? You’re vibing with your thoughts, and everything’s like, super flexible. Like, what if pizza was a planetary orbit? Or chocolate was the universe’s hug? Just floating through all these wacky ideas, man. Reality’s a big old jelly donut, and we’re all stuck in the sprinkle zone!

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Hillbilly Verse of the Day Romans 6:11-12!

Alright y’all, listen up! Think of yerself as dead to sin, but alive to the Good Lord, like a cornfield after a rain. Don’t let sin wrangle ya like a wild hog; instead, let holiness be your ride. Get on with livin’ right, ’cause the devil’s gotta stay off your porch! Ain’t that a hoot?

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