August 8, 2025

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Verse of the Day Rap of Luke 6:35!

Yo, check it, love your enemies, that’s the game,
Do good, lend a hand, don’t seek no fame.
When they’re a pain, just keep it light,
Boomerang blessings, they’ll come back right.
No need to flex or count your score,
Be a giver, not a taker, let love soar!
Flip that frown, make the world roar!

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Breaking News ### Psalm 149:4 ###

**Breaking News: Divine Delight!** In a stunning announcement, the Lord has expressed profound joy over His people, emphasizing their unique status. Rumors suggest He wields immense power to uplift the humble. Witnesses say this heavenly favor inspires confidence and strength, galvanizing communities to celebrate with joyful song and dance. Stay tuned for more uplifting developments!

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Chillax Verse of the Day John 4:7-8!

So, like, this chick shows up to grab some water, right? And Jesus is all chill, like, “Hey, can I get a sip?” But she’s all, “Dude, you asking me? We’re not exactly buddies, man.” It’s like, whoa, talk about breaking down barriers! Water’s cool, but this convo is next level, bro!

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Hillbilly Verse of the Day Proverbs 10:8!

Well, lemme tell ya, the wise fella knows when to keep his yap shut, while the fool just flaps his gums like a chicken on a hot stove. Ain’t nothin’ good come from jawin’ without thinkin’. So, keep yer tongue in check, and you’ll be a lot better off than that blabberin’ nincompoop!

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