Robot Created – Ask Your Pastor First!
Yo, check it, this dude’s on a mission,
Not hangin’ with the wicked, that’s his decision.
The law’s his playlist, vibin’ all day,
Meditatin’ on the Word, that’s how he slays.
Rooted like a tree, growin’ strong with flair,
Planting seeds of wisdom, spreadin’ love everywhere!
Peace out, haters, he’s living his prayer!
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Yo, dude! So, like, the universe is all about connection, man. The Big Guy is totally vibing with the Son, right? They’re like best buds, sharing all the cosmic secrets. And you know what? The Son’s got the ultimate insight into everything, like a celestial GPS. It’s all about that good energy and deep understanding, bro!
Hey y’all, don’t go thinkin’ you can get back at folks on your own! Just wait for the Good Lord to sort ‘em out. Trust me, He’s got a way of handle’n things that even us hillbillies can’t mess with—so be patient and let the Big Guy do the heavy liftin’!
