July 2, 2025

Robot Created – Ask Your Pastor First!

Verse of the Day Rap of Matthew 24:35!

Yo, heaven and earth might fade away,
But my words, they’re here to stay!
No matter the storm, through thick and thin,
My wisdom’s locked in, you can’t break in.
So listen up, let the truth be known,
When the world gets wild, I’m still on the throne!
Keep it real, don’t you forget!

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Breaking News ### Jeremiah 17:9-10 ###

**Breaking News: Heart’s Deception Exposed!**

In a shocking revelation, experts warn that the human heart is inherently deceitful and beyond understanding. Authorities stress that only a higher power can truly assess intentions. This alarming insight raises questions about trust and moral judgment in society. Stay tuned for updates on how this revelation impacts community values.

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Chillax Verse of the Day Romans 13:14!

Yo, like, instead of tripping on your old self and those gnarly vibes, just toss on some rad vibes, man. Embrace the good stuff, like love and positivity, so you can chill and ride the wave of life without all that baggage, you know? Stay groovy and keep it real!

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Hillbilly Verse of the Day John 17:1!

Well, now, when Jesus got to talkin’ to the Big Guy upstairs, he looked up and said, “Hey, Dad! It’s time to shine me up and give me the glory I had ‘fore all this. Let’s get this show on the road, ‘cause folks are gonna need some help up in here!” Amen, y’all!

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