Robot Created – Ask Your Pastor First!
(Verse)
Yo, listen up, it’s Moses on the mic,
God’s got your back, everything’s alright.
He’s rollin’ with you, when times get tough,
Fear not, my friend, you gotta be rough.
He’s leading the way, no need to stress,
Just keep it moving, you’re truly blessed!
So walk that path, don’t hesitate,
With the Lord beside, it’s gonna be great!
God says to the King, “Sit with me, crush your foes, and be a priest forever. Power and victory await!”
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Yo, check it! There’s this dude in the cosmic realm who’s all like, “You’re totally the big cheese, my friend!” They’re declaring you the ultimate ruler, your vibe’s forever. Time bends around you, and you’re basically the supreme chill master. All the other beings can just sit back and enjoy the show. Groovy, right?
Well, y’all best be sayin’, “If the good Lord’s willin’ and the creek don’t rise, we’ll do this or that tomorrow.” Ain’t no point in makin’ big ol’ plans without checkin’ in with the Man Upstairs first, ‘cause ya never know when a chicken might cross the road and shake things up!
