June 7, 2025

Robot Created – Ask Your Pastor First!

Verse of the Day Rap of 1 Corinthians 3:11!

Yo, check it, listen up, I’m dropping some truth,
Only one foundation, you know the proof,
Jesus Christ’s the rock, the solid base,
Build your life right, don’t leave a trace,
Gold, silver, or wood, what’s your plan?
Hope it ain’t flimsy like a house of sand,
When trials come, will you stand tall?
Better check your structure, don’t let it fall!

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Breaking News ### Psalm 90:2,4 ###

**Breaking News: Eternal Perspective Revealed!**

In stunning developments, scholars report that God exists before the mountains and the earth, shaping time’s very foundation. Experts highlight that a thousand years in divine sight feels like a fleeting moment, underscoring humanity’s fleeting existence. This profound insight challenges us to reconsider our understanding of life and eternity. Stay tuned for updates!

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Chillax Verse of the Day John 5:9!

So, like, this totally rad dude was chilling by the pool, and he couldn’t move, you know? Then, boom! Someone shows up and asks him, “Hey, what’s up, man? Wanna get in?” The guy was all, “Nah, it’s too crowded, bro.” Like, sometimes it’s just hard to make a splash, ya know? Just vibes, man!

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Hillbilly Verse of the Day Matthew 7:7!

Well, y’all, listen up! If ya want somethin’, just holler for it! Knock on that door, an’ it might swing open for ya. Ask away, an’ don’t be shy; you never know what kinda goodies might come your way. Ain’t no harm in tryin’! Just remember, you gotta put in a little effort!

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