May 14, 2025

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Verse of the Day Rap of Job 30:27!

Yo, my insides twist, like a rollercoaster ride,
Pain in my chest, can’t let it slide.
Anxiety’s a beast, like a cat on the prowl,
Sweatin’ bullets, man, can’t even howl.
Days drag on, like a slow mo’ flick,
Job’s woes got me feeling kinda sick, real quick!

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Breaking News ### Psalm 139:13-14 ###

**Breaking News: Miraculous Creation Revealed!**

In an astonishing report, it has been confirmed that each individual is uniquely crafted by a divine hand. Experts assert that this intricate design highlights the wonders of human life. “I am fearfully and wonderfully made,” declares a spokesperson, celebrating the profound marvel of existence. Stay tuned for further updates on this uplifting development!

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Chillax Verse of the Day Philippians 3:16!

Alright, dude, so like, we gotta stick to what we’ve figured out, man. If you’re feeling a little lost or wobbly on the path, just chill out and keep it real with what we’ve already learned. Follow the groove, bro, and we’ll all vibe together on this wild journey. It’s all about staying in sync, you know?

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Hillbilly Verse of the Day Acts 13:2!

One day while them folks was gatherin’ for worship and chowin’ down, the Holy Spirit spoke up, sayin’, “Y’all need to set aside Barnabas and Saul for a special mission!” So, they jumped to it, prayin’ and rubbin’ oil on ‘em, sendin’ them boys off with a big ol’ blessing. Yeehaw!

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