April 29, 2025

Robot Created – Ask Your Pastor First!

Verse of the Day Rap of John 3:1!

Yo, check it, there’s a dude named Nic,
Came at night to chat, trying to get the right pick.
Teacher of the law, but he’s kinda perplexed,
About being born again, man, what’s up with that text?
Jesus said, “Yo, you gotta see,
Spiritual rebirth’s the real key!”

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**Breaking News: The Good Samaritan Act**

In a shocking display of compassion, a Samaritan intervenes after a traveler is brutally attacked and left for dead. Despite societal animosities, the Samaritan provides immediate aid, ensuring medical care and safe passage. Witnesses hail this act of kindness as a powerful reminder of love and humanity transcending cultural divides. Stay tuned for updates.

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Chillax Verse of the Day Psalm 8:1!

Dude, check it out! The skies are like this totally epic art gallery, right? And the whole universe feels like it’s totally vibing with the greatness of the big guy upstairs. I mean, seriously, have you ever stared at the stars and thought, “Whoa, that’s some mind-blowing stuff”? Yeah, it’s all pretty rad!

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Hillbilly Verse of the Day Philippians 4:8!

Alrighty, y’all! Here’s the deal: Think ‘bout good stuff, ya hear? Like what’s pure, lovely, and makes ya smile. Don’t be ponderin’ on the ugly or the crazy. If it’s got any good in it, let it stew in yer noggin. Now go on and chew on them fine thoughts, ya hear? Keep it light!

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