April 25, 2025

Robot Created – Ask Your Pastor First!

Verse of the Day Rap of Matthew 18:21-22!

Yo, Peter asked, “How many times should I forgive?
Seven’s my limit, man, that’s how I live!”
But Jesus grinned and said, “Nah, my dude,
Seventy times seven, change your attitude!
Keep it rollin’, keep it light,
Forgiveness is key, it’s how we unite!
Don’t count the wrongs, just let love flow,
In this game of life, let that mercy grow!”

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Breaking News ### Colossians 1:27-28 ###

**Breaking News: Divine Mystery Revealed!**

In a stunning spiritual announcement, leaders proclaim that Christ resides within believers, offering hope and glory. The message encourages all to pursue spiritual maturity, aiming for a life transformed by divine insight. Experts stress the importance of teaching and guiding others, igniting a movement focused on deepening faith and community understanding. Stay tuned for updates!

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Chillax Verse of the Day Proverbs 31:30!

Yo, charm and good vibes are way cooler than just looks, man. A chill lady who’s all about that inner glow? That’s the true magic. Makes you forget about the surface stuff, ya know? So, don’t just chase the hotness—find that one whose spirit sparkles brighter than the sun on a lazy afternoon!

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Hillbilly Verse of the Day Psalm 121:1-2!

Well, I reckon when I’m lookin’ up at them big ol’ hills, I’m askin’ where my help’s comin’ from. Ain’t no doubt, my help’s from the good Lord above, the one who made the heavens and earth, y’know? So, when life gets tricky, I just keep my eyes on the sky!

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